Passive-Aggressive Life Tactics for Dummies

-or- How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb

Billions of years of creation, evolution, and existence have led to this: me.
No, I am not really that self-centered. I work at a school fixing computers, databases, and people. I am a real estate voyeur.. I like to drive past nice houses at night so I can look in the windows and see the decor. I like encouraging independent thought in others. I came from a working-class family in a small town. Now I am hoping to start my own working-class family in the same small town.